Jokes and Other Diversions


July 18, 2019

You Must be Dreaming

“Doc, I keep having this weird dream,” a guy tells his psychiatrist. “I’m locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try with all my strength to push it, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge.”

“Interesting,” the psychiatrist muses. “Tell me, what does the sign on the door say?”

The guy replies, “‘Pull!!’”


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