Jokes and Other Diversions


July 16, 2019

You Know You're Getting Old When...

…Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

…Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

…Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

…Your new easy chair has more options than your car.

…Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them.


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