Jokes and Other Diversions


July 10, 2019

You Know You're Getting Old When

…Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

…Your childhood toys are now in a museum.

…Your ears are hairier than your head.

…Your sideburns are 6-8 inches long and combed over the top of your head.

…Your insurance company sends you half a calendar.


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