Jokes and Other Diversions


July 8, 2019

Soccer Jokes

Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

Q: What tea do soccer players drink?
A: PenalTea


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