A woman’s business goes belly-up, and she finds herself in dire financial straits. In desperation, she begins to pray: “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business, and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house. Please let me win the Lotto!”
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins. The woman prays again. ”God, please! Now I’ve lost my house, and I’m about to lose my car I need to win the Lotto!”
Lotto night comes; again, no luck.
In despair, the woman drops to her knees and cries out: ”God, where are you? I’ve lost everything, and my children are hungry. I have always been a good servant to you. All I need is to win the Lotto so I can put my life back in order. Why do you turn your back on me?”
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light. The sky splits, and an unmistakable Voice booms down from the heavens: “Lady, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a damn ticket!”