Jokes and Other Diversions

June 28, 2019

Oh No!

A New York City banker was driving his new Jaguar through Manhattan. He parked the car and opened the door to get out, when a taxi raced by and tore the door clean off.

The driver yelled for a police officer.

A nearby officer, who had seen the whole thing, told the man, “You’re so wrapped up in your material possessions that you didn’t even notice your arm was ripped off as well!”

Horrified, the banker stared at where his arm used to be and screamed, “Oh no! My new Rolex is gone, too!”

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