Jokes and Other Diversions
June 21, 2019
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks over at him and speaks up.
WIFE: “If I died, would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don't you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn't you remarry? “
HUSBAND (sighing): “OK, OK, I'd get married again.”
WIFE (hurt): “You would?”
HUSBAND: (Groan.)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it's a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No, I'm sure she'd want her own.”
WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she's left-handed.”
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