Jokes and Other Diversions


June 13, 2019

Cowed

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When he got out to check it, a cow wandered up to him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," the cow said.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes!" the man replied.

"Oh, I  wouldn't listen to Bessie," the farmer said. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."


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