Jokes and Other Diversions


June 5, 2019

Airline Safety

A flight attendant was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device," when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"


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