Jokes and Other Diversions


June 4, 2019

Heavenly Health Care

Three doctors die and go to heaven.  Meeting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates the first introduces himself.

“I worked at the Free Clinic for my entire professional career, administering health care to those with limited means.”  St. Peter was touched and invited him in.

The second doctor said, “I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves.” St. Peter also invited him in.

The third applicant stepped forward and said, “I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care.” St. Peter said, “You can come in, too.”

But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, “You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell.”


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