Jokes and Other Diversions

May 31, 2019

You Know You're Getting Old When...

...You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.

...You settle for a workout video titled "Buns of Putty."

...You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

...You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before.

...You watch the Weather Channel.

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