Jokes and Other Diversions


April 10, 2018

Misdirection

The children were all lined up for their first confession when Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.”

“That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently.

“It wasn’t misguided at all,” said Johnny. “I hit him.”


Current Item rating: 3.2 out of 5

Rate this Item:

...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
 
   

Previous items from the past weeks

April 9, 2018
Fishy Story
After a day of fishing...

April 9, 2018
Learning Skills
A man went to the...

April 6, 2018
First-Time Churchgoers
Mrs. Harrison took...

April 6, 2018
Cocky Condiment
What did the vinaigrette say...

April 5, 2018
Riding the Waves
"What happened?" asked...

April 5, 2018
Three Strikes
A man was driving...

April 4, 2018
City Work
A passerby noticed...

April 4, 2018
Pet Talk
Two pet owners...

April 3, 2018
Car Trouble
Ted walks into...

April 3, 2018
Choosy Employee
Grocery store workers...