Jokes and Other Diversions

January 30, 2018

Labor Pains

A pregnant woman goes into labor and her husband frantically calls 911.

“Operator! My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

The operator says, “Is this her first child?”

“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

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