Jokes and Other Diversions

January 25, 2018

History Lesson

Mrs. Lang, a fourth-grade teacher, was instructing her class on American history.

"George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it," she said. "Now, Sally, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

"That's simple," Sally replied. "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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