Jokes and Other Diversions


January 22, 2018

Feel the Burn

The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.

"I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!"

After a few minutes, one of the men stopped.

"Why did you stop, Smith?" demanded the officer.

"If you please, sir," said Smith, "I'm freewheeling for a while."


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