Jokes and Other Diversions


January 16, 2018

Rebellious Art

A kindergarten teacher handed out coloring pages to her class. On them was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green; however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright firetruck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?" Young Bobby replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."


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