Jokes and Other Diversions


December 25, 2017

Funny Quotes

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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I want to die like my grandfather did, peacefully, in his sleepnot screaming like the terror-stricken passengers in his car.


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