Jokes and Other Diversions


December 21, 2017

A Sign

"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. 

"Well, I went down to Alton Towers and decided to take a ride on the Loch Ness Monster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it, but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said. 

"By now, I was determined to read that sign, so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view." 

"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked the visitor. 

"Yes," he said sheepishly. "'Remain seated at all times!'"


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