Jokes and Other Diversions

November 20, 2017

The Census Taker

A man was sitting on his porch, when this woman walked up with a pad and pencil in her hand.

"What can I do for you?" the man asked. "You selling something?"

"No, sir, I'm not. I'm a census taker."

"A what?"

"A census taker. We're trying to find out how many people are in the United States."

"Oh, you're wasting your time here. I have no idea."

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