Jokes and Other Diversions

November 14, 2017

A Case of Shingles

A man walked into a doctor's office. "What do you have?" the receptionist asked him.

"Shingles," he replied. She told him to sit down.

Soon a nurse called him and asked, "What do you have?"

"Shingles," he replied.

She took his blood pressure, weight and complete medical history. Then she took him to a room, told him to remove all of his clothes and left. After a few minutes, the doctor came in and asked, "What do you have?"

"Shingles," the man told him.

The doctor looked him up and down and asked, "Where? I don't see them."

"Out on the truck. Where do you want me to unload them?"

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