Jokes and Other Diversions
November 13, 2017
An old man was relaxing at his 100th birthday party when a reporter went up to him.
"Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"
The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."
The reporter replied, "That's all?"
The man smiled. "That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic."
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