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November 9, 2017

Peace & Hot Dogs

<p>A Zen Buddhist monk in his saffron robes walks the streets of New York, meditating as he walks,&nbsp;paying no mind&nbsp;to the crowds of people or the tall buildings. At one street corner, he runs into a hot dog cart by accident, since he isn't paying attention to his surroundings. </p> <p>The hot dog vendor, upset at the monk, yells out angrily, "What do you want?"</p> <p>"Peace, my friend," the monk intones. "But first, I'll take&nbsp;mine with everything."</p>

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