Jokes and Other Diversions


November 6, 2017

Unlicensed Dogs

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him. "Does your dog have a license?" he asked.

"Oh, no," the man said. "He doesn't need one. I always do the driving."


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