Jokes and Other Diversions
November 3, 2017
A guy is riding through a neighborhood and sees a sign in front of a house that says, "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"So you can talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for seven years running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some shifty goings-on and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a few litters of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner, "How much for the dog?"
"$10."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for only $10?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff!"
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