Jokes and Other Diversions


November 1, 2017

Hominy

When John came from Philadelphia to visit his friends in Kentucky, it took him a while to get used to the Southern foods and accents. 

One morning he was having breakfast at a local diner, and ordered an egg platter that came with grits.

"Hominy?" inquired the waitress.

"Just two," John replied.


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