Jokes and Other Diversions


October 31, 2017

A Balanced Diet

A man goes to the doctor with a banana in his right ear, green beans up his nose and a carrot in his left ear.

“Doctor,” he cries, “what do you think's wrong with me?"

"Simple," said the doctor. "You're not eating properly."


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