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October 27, 2017

Flowers

A businesswoman ordered a beautiful, expensive floral arrangement for the opening of her new outlet, and she was furious when it arrived with a ribbon that read, "May You Rest In Peace."

Apologizing for the mishap, the florist finally got the businesswoman to calm down with the reminder that in some funeral home stood an arrangement bearing the words, "Good Luck in Your New Location."

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