Jokes and Other Diversions

May 10, 2024

Educated Fear

The sergeant in a parachute regiment took part in several night-time exercises. Once, he was seated next to a lieutenant fresh from jump school.

He was quiet, sad, looked a bit pale so the sergeant struck up a conversation. "Scared, lieutenant?" he asked.

"No, just a bit apprehensive."

"What's the difference?"

"That means I'm scared with a university education."

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