Jokes and Other Diversions


February 7, 2024

Lawn Goals

Two simple fellows were sitting on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said the first.

"Do what?" asked his friend.

"Send my grass out to be mowed."


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