Jokes and Other Diversions

January 19, 2024

Safe Bet

The mine operator called the nearby state prison and asked them to send over a safecracker to open his jammed safe.

Soon a convict showed up, spun the dials, listened intently, and calmly opened the safe door.

"Well," said the mine operator, "what do you think I owe you?"

The prisoner said, "Uh, the last time I opened a safe, I got $25,000."

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