Jokes and Other Diversions


January 4, 2024

Cool Customer

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had 20 customers like you." 

"Gosh, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "You know that I argue every bill and always pay late."

The factory owner said, "I'd still like 20 customers like you. The problem is, I have 200."


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