Jokes and Other Diversions


January 1, 2024

Just Dessert

A scruffy old man was eating at a truck stop, when three bikers walked in.

The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter. 

The second walked up, spit into the old man's milk, and then took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up, turned over the old man's plate, and then took a seat at the counter. 

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his rig over three motorcycles."


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