Jokes and Other Diversions


December 28, 2023

Rough Interview

A guy walks into a talent agency with a dog, and says, "I've got a great act: My dog can actually talk."

"Sure he can," the talent agent replies sarcastically. "Prove it."

The fellow asks the dog, "What is on top of a building?"

"Roof, roof!" the dog replies.

"What does sandpaper feel like?"

"Rough, rough!" the dog replies.

The talent agent starts to get impatient as the man asks  his dog, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth, Ruth!" says the dog.

Instantly the talent agent throws open the door, and kicks the pair out of his office.

After a few seconds, the dog looks up at his master and says, "Should I have said DiMaggio?"


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