Jokes and Other Diversions

December 19, 2023

Adding Up

A lawyer passes away in the prime of his career and finds himself greeted at the pearly gates by a brass band. St. Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, "Congratulations!"

"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer.

"Congratulations for what?!" says St. Peter. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old!"

"But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be 40."

"That's impossible," says St. Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."

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