Jokes and Other Diversions


December 6, 2023

Sucker Punch

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she had heard a noise in her back yard and gone to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate. He returned half an hour later with a black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No," he said. "I stepped on the same rake."


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