Jokes and Other Diversions


December 5, 2023

Hospital Bill

An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it.

She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the couple received a bill, listing "Delivery Room Fee: $500."

Her husband took it upon himself to write the hospital and remind them the baby was born on the front lawn. A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived:

"Greens Fee: $200."


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