Jokes and Other Diversions


December 4, 2023

Runs in the Family

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, the man said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."

"Your mother's side or your father's?" the doctor asked.

"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."

"Oh, come now," the physician said. "How could you get your high blood pressure from your wife's family?"

He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"


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