Jokes and Other Diversions


November 29, 2023

All Legs

An industrious poultry farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the leg portion at dinner, and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get-together.

"Well I finally did it!" he said. "I bred a turkey that has six legs!"

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

"Don't know," said the farmer. "Never could catch it!"


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