Jokes and Other Diversions

November 28, 2023

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A college student walked through the door after the last day of finals and said, "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!"

"What is it?" the father asked.

"Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?" the student said.

"I certainly do," the father replied with a grin.

"Well, you get to keep it."

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