Jokes and Other Diversions


November 27, 2023

Tall Tale

A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.”

“Two?” the barkeep says.

“Yep, one for me and one for this little guy here,” the man says, pulling a tiny man from his pocket.

The bartender asks, “Can he drink?”

“Sure, he can drink.”

The bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks his all up.

“That’s amazing!” says the bartender. “Can he walk?”

The man flicks a quarter to the end of the bar and says, “Hey, Jake. Go get that.”

The little guy retrieves the quarter and brings it back.

“That’s really amazing!” says the bartender. “Does he talk?”

The man says, “Sure he talks! Hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor!”


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