Jokes and Other Diversions


November 24, 2023

Lucky Charm

An art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for $2.

The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you $20 for that cat."

The owner says, "OK, fine, sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the 20 bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

And the owner says, "Sorry, buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold 68 cats."


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