Jokes and Other Diversions


November 23, 2023

Once Bitten

Two snakes are slithering along when the baby snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are," says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really, really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really, really poisonous. In fact, we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!"


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