Jokes and Other Diversions


November 22, 2023

One Liners

The evening news is where they begin with "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, "OK, you’re ugly too."

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


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