Jokes and Other Diversions
November 20, 2023
There was a young Scottish boy named Angus who decided to try life in America. He found an apartment in a small building and settled in.
After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life.
"I'm fine," Angus said. "But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cries all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there's a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time."
"'Well, ma' laddie," said his mother, "I suggest you don't associate with people like that."
"Oh," said Angus, "I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes."
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