Jokes and Other Diversions
November 15, 2023
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said, "No thanks; I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it!"
So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No, I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it!"
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No I don't like pool; I tried it once but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Your only son, I presume?"
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