Jokes and Other Diversions


November 9, 2023

Stick 'Em Up

Two lawyers are in a bank when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the robbers take money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While they're going down the line toward the attorneys, lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.

Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?"

Lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."


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