Jokes and Other Diversions


November 3, 2023

Food One-Liners

Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”

I always take life with a grain of salt … plus a slice of lemon … and a shot of tequila.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


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