Jokes and Other Diversions


November 2, 2023

Walking into a Bar

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don’t even think about starting something."

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender. "No charge"

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"


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