Jokes and Other Diversions


October 31, 2023

Making a Splash

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," says the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But lots of people pee in the pool and they never get in trouble," complains Little Johnny.

"Maybe," replies the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"


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