Jokes and Other Diversions
October 26, 2023
There were two old fellows from Alabama who loved to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about a place to go in Canada, so they headed up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."
So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.
In about an hour, he was back. He said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "How are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."
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